E-ditorial

Optimization

Hello and welcome to the Regina Felina E-ditorial. The E-, by the way, is similar to the e- in e-mail.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Dear Charles: I am having trouble accessing your web-site. It looks all wrong. : (
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Dear Ralph: Do you have the image loader on? You need to have it on for my site. : )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Okay. I tried it w/ the image loader on. I am still having trouble accessing your site.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You need to have the image loader on and Java enabled.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Okay. Image loader on and Java enabled. Still having trouble.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Do you have the ThunderStruck and Raincoat plug-ins?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Didn't know I needed them. Got them. Your site still looks wrong.
>>>>>>>>>>>>Optimal screen size is 1280 pixels by 1024 pixels, 16,777,216 colors. Maybe that'll help.
>>>>>>>>>>>Nope. Changed my screen size. Had to get more memory to run that big a screen with that many colors. I am _still_ having trouble.
>>>>>>>>>>The site is designed for Microscape browsers only. Get Microscape now.
>>>>>>>>>I was using a Netsoft browser. I switched. This one isn't any better.
>>>>>>>>Do you have the most recent version? Microscape 4.21.7.3.182¾
>>>>>>>I had an earlier version. I just got Microscape 4.21.7.3.182¾ Still no go.
>>>>>>_Still_? You are using an RSVP line, aren't you?
>>>>>I am now. Just upgraded from my old DSL. Expensive, but it would have been worth it for your web site. But YOUR SITE STILL DOES NOT LOOK RIGHT!!!!!
>>>>I feel so embarrassed. I should have asked from the start if you're using a Mac or a PC. My site is optimized for Mac. <sheepish grin>
>>>Okay. I just threw out my Pentium. I just bought a Mac. Why am I still having trouble?????
>>Do you have a Manderfold screen?
>I didn't. It's the most expensive monitor on the market. But now, even with the Manderfold, I still have the same damn problem viewing your site. All I get is a picture of a guy in a hard-hat and the words: UNDER CONSTRUCTION.

That's all there is, Ralph. I should have some stuff up soon...

Exhibit A - The People vs. Ralph Sanderson.
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